<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617</id><updated>2011-11-27T15:24:05.473-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Matuteando</title><subtitle type='html'>Porque todos llevamos un matute dentro...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Luigi</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/R1eROoouk4I/AAAAAAAAAac/HmLB6xZ8Zlw/S220/migraña.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>21</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-6866690781915556399</id><published>2009-07-29T14:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-29T15:07:18.047-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Matute regenerador de Lesbianas</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Explico un poco para entrar en contexto:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;A lado de la residencia del matute vive una de esas féminas a las que comúnmente llamamos "pinche vieja tortillera" osease, una lesbiana, quien por cierto tiene a su "novia" misma que la visita de vez en vez, pues bien, explicado esto, prosigo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"&gt;El escenario...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Matute bien pedo chupando afuera de su casa un sabado por la tarde y un camión de basura estacionado enfrente de su casa.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"&gt;La acción...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;La novia de la lesbi sale a tirar bolsas al camión de la basura, la novia de la lesbi regresa hacia la puerta de donde salió y el Mat aprovecha para coquetearle.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"&gt;La reacción...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Sale la lesbi machina emputadísima y se la hace de a pedo al Matute por andarle coqueteando a su novia.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"&gt;La contestación...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; (del Mat)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;"Chale!! cual, cual cual?? Si la guerita es la que me anda haciendo ojitos"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-6866690781915556399?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/6866690781915556399/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=6866690781915556399&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/6866690781915556399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/6866690781915556399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/07/matute-regenerador-de-lesbianas.html' title='Matute regenerador de Lesbianas'/><author><name>eL jErRy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05659797152208136612</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4OOeeC-xRk/S2Gz8uj83VI/AAAAAAAACm4/TxX7mn8aBMs/S220/Imagen0167.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-2562513990655180638</id><published>2009-06-30T18:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T18:56:55.460-07:00</updated><title type='text'>MatuNortec...</title><content type='html'>Faltaba el mío para completar la trilogía...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jst4n3vwVX0&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jst4n3vwVX0&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El pasito en el segundo 15 no tiene precio. Gracias Mat gracias!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-2562513990655180638?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/2562513990655180638/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=2562513990655180638&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/2562513990655180638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/2562513990655180638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/06/matunortec.html' title='MatuNortec...'/><author><name>Luigi</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/R1eROoouk4I/AAAAAAAAAac/HmLB6xZ8Zlw/S220/migraña.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-8071616182771290799</id><published>2009-06-28T21:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T21:09:17.955-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Matute Sound Machine!!</title><content type='html'>Y su Rosarito power...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JEbLRmvxI5E&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JEbLRmvxI5E&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-8071616182771290799?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/8071616182771290799/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=8071616182771290799&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/8071616182771290799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/8071616182771290799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/06/matute-sound-machine.html' title='Matute Sound Machine!!'/><author><name>conkey!</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='7' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HqPeP08Ckbs/S2-yc0to_MI/AAAAAAAAAus/2LsMSMIhuao/s1600-R/Sin%2Bt%25C3%25ADtulo-4.png'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-666017071562988625</id><published>2009-06-26T08:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-26T09:01:00.890-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Matuteishon calabria!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Que buena peda en la casa del mat, yo atropelle al pendejo del conkey, el dany se cayo sobre un nopal, mi vieja bien emuptada me marco como 6 veces porque fui a la tienda y pensaba que ya me habia ido a comprar piedra, cuando yo ni fumo esa madre, el luis andaba bien emputado por que su vieja lo andaba castrando, el may llevaba como dos dias de pedo, y otras mamadas mas....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ahi ta un videito!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GClMH37FsZ0&amp;amp;hl=es&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GClMH37FsZ0&amp;amp;hl=es&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-666017071562988625?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/666017071562988625/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=666017071562988625&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/666017071562988625'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/666017071562988625'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/06/matuteishon-calabria.html' title='Matuteishon calabria!!!'/><author><name>Joel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12691483812237189516</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vPAHz85lCj4/ThR8creagZI/AAAAAAAAAvI/NinEed1Z4LY/s220/Joel.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-6907162502583581022</id><published>2009-05-17T13:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-17T13:21:32.198-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"CLASES DE MATEMÁTICAS AL ESTILO MATUTE"</title><content type='html'>ASÍ SON LAS CLASES DE MATEMÁTICAS AL ESTILO MATUTE...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;CONKEY:&lt;/span&gt; EL 3.1416TITO DEL CALEX JAJAJAJAJA...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;MATUTE:&lt;/span&gt; 18 1/2 + 14.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;CONKEY:&lt;/span&gt; ¿TE SUMO LA CUENTA?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;MATUTE:&lt;/span&gt; LA PISTOLA...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;MATUTE:&lt;/span&gt; EN EL CULO...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;MATUTE:&lt;/span&gt; EN LA BOCA...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y SI, ASÍ INSTRUYE Y MOTIVA EL MATUTE  A SUS PUPILOS EN LAS CIENCIAS EXACTAS...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-6907162502583581022?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/6907162502583581022/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=6907162502583581022&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/6907162502583581022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/6907162502583581022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/05/clases-de-matematicas-al-estilo-matute.html' title='&quot;CLASES DE MATEMÁTICAS AL ESTILO MATUTE&quot;'/><author><name>TROLL-DC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11121053454130526543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_WsSg_hciWh4/R7SWtNaVUOI/AAAAAAAAABk/IPdwdiMTlxY/S220/OMAR.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-7537955344905465272</id><published>2009-05-12T22:00:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T22:00:52.896-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Saludo del matute a la banda en linea.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E-TdRX7ozyE&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E-TdRX7ozyE&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-7537955344905465272?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/7537955344905465272/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=7537955344905465272&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/7537955344905465272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/7537955344905465272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/05/saludo-del-matute-la-banda-en-linea.html' title='Saludo del matute a la banda en linea.'/><author><name>Luigi</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/R1eROoouk4I/AAAAAAAAAac/HmLB6xZ8Zlw/S220/migraña.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-742152837977258737</id><published>2009-05-04T07:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-04T13:23:35.500-07:00</updated><title type='text'>rEcOmEnDaCiOnEs mAtUtEsCaS</title><content type='html'>Ps resulta que el día Viernes me encontraba chupando unos cartones de chela con el buen MATUTE, quien por cierto se aventó el tiro más cagado de la historia con otro famoso personaje de los mismos rumbos (el choncho), ps bien, antes de que el buen Mat nos diera muestra de su técnica depurada en las artes marciales, nos encontrábamos enfrascados en una interesantísima plática en la cual el buen matute me dio un sabio consejo, y cito:&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;"Cuando tragues chayotes woeii, nunca tomes pulque"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Porque Mat??&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;"Te da un chorrillo de la chingada"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Así que ya saben; si van a tomar pulque, no coman chayotes. Ese Matute si que sabe de la vida. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-742152837977258737?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/742152837977258737/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=742152837977258737&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/742152837977258737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/742152837977258737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/05/recomendaciones-matutescas.html' title='rEcOmEnDaCiOnEs mAtUtEsCaS'/><author><name>eL jErRy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05659797152208136612</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4OOeeC-xRk/S2Gz8uj83VI/AAAAAAAACm4/TxX7mn8aBMs/S220/Imagen0167.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-5333043539162967785</id><published>2009-05-01T01:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-01T02:36:38.619-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ALTA COCINA.</title><content type='html'>TODOS CONOCEMOS MUCHAS FACETAS DE "EL MATUTE" PERO EL ANOCHE ME SORPRENDIÓ AL CONOCER UNA FACETA KE NO IMAGINE KE TUVIERA, SI SEÑORES COMO DE KE NO SABIA COCINAR SI LO HACE COMO CHEF DE FONDA DE PUEBLO PERO CON GRAN TALENTO Y A PARTE CON CONOCIMIENTOS CIENTÍFICOS Y MÉDICOS, BUENO PROSIGO A EXPLICAR PORKE...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JUEVES 30 DE ABRIL, 10 PM APROXIMADAMENTE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ESCENARIO LA ELEGANTE Y PROFESIONAL COCIDA DEL ILUSTRE MATUTE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PERSONAJES "EL MATUTE", "EL CONKEY" Y "EL MAY".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SE ENCONTRABAN ESTOS 3 ILUSTRES PERSONAJES CENANDO LA ESPECIALIDAD DEL CHEF (TORTAS DE FRIJOLES Y HUEVO CON CHORIZZZZO), CUANDO EN EL ULTIMO BOCADO DE SU SEGUNDA TORTA EL MAY HIZO UN COMENTARIO CON EL KE EL CONKEY PREGUNTO ¿TENIA LIMÓN EL CHORIZO? ¿CON RAZÓN SABIA TAN CULERA? A LO KE EL CHEF CONTESTO...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"SI WEY ES PA KE NO TE DUELA LA PANZA CON EL CHORIZO"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WsSg_hciWh4/SfrCUYXzHcI/AAAAAAAAADc/kDwU3TgV5Lo/s1600-h/chef1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 188px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WsSg_hciWh4/SfrCUYXzHcI/AAAAAAAAADc/kDwU3TgV5Lo/s320/chef1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330786764341845442" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ASI KE YA LO SABEN SI COMEN CHORIZO O LONGANIZA NO OLVIDEN PONERLE LIMÓN "PA KE NO LES DUELA LA PANZA"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"♪ESE CONSEJO LES DA PORKE MATUTE EL CHEF ES...PU PU ♪"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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COCINA.'/><author><name>TROLL-DC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11121053454130526543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_WsSg_hciWh4/R7SWtNaVUOI/AAAAAAAAABk/IPdwdiMTlxY/S220/OMAR.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WsSg_hciWh4/SfrCUYXzHcI/AAAAAAAAADc/kDwU3TgV5Lo/s72-c/chef1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-1445011054977030355</id><published>2009-04-29T20:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T20:29:03.591-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"MATUTEANDO" es lo de hoy.....</title><content type='html'>En estos tiempos donde todos estamos "Influenciados"  y ya no sabemos que hacer!!&lt;br /&gt;que si todo es obra del G7 o no, que si Mexico es el trampolin de la ignorancia apropiado, que si todos vamos a morir, "PRODUCTOS MATUTATION" pone a su disposición la protección necesario para el cuidado de usted y lo suyos, el nuevo,  sofisticadisimo y decoradisimo cubrebocas "Matuteando"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=""&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HqPeP08Ckbs/SfkaV4WztZI/AAAAAAAAAsY/i0lykTt8jTw/s400/mat.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330320597177316754" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;PRODUCTO PERTENECIENTE A LA FUNDACIÓN&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt; TODOS SOMOS MATUTATION&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href=""&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 291px; height: 390px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HqPeP08Ckbs/SfkaiEmp80I/AAAAAAAAAsg/VnSmakIB78E/s400/OBLIGATORIO_CUBREBOCAS.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330320806623441730" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-1445011054977030355?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/1445011054977030355/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=1445011054977030355&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/1445011054977030355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/1445011054977030355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/04/matuteando-es-lo-de-hoy.html' title='&quot;MATUTEANDO&quot; es lo de hoy.....'/><author><name>conkey!</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='7' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HqPeP08Ckbs/S2-yc0to_MI/AAAAAAAAAus/2LsMSMIhuao/s1600-R/Sin%2Bt%25C3%25ADtulo-4.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HqPeP08Ckbs/SfkaV4WztZI/AAAAAAAAAsY/i0lykTt8jTw/s72-c/mat.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-8746726161982477804</id><published>2009-04-27T22:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-27T22:32:05.728-07:00</updated><title type='text'>INTERNACIONAL!!!</title><content type='html'>Y SI "EL MATUTE" ES BUSCADO POR TODAS PARTES Y NO SOLO POR EL VIEJITO KE VENDE PÁJAROS Y LO BUSCA PARA KE PAGUE LOS 100 VAROTES KE LE DEBE (POR CONCEPTO DE UNA CALANDRIA) KE OBVIAMENTE EL ILUSTRE MATUTE SE NIEGA A PAGAR PORKE SEGÚN Y LITERALMENTE EL DICE "PINCHES PÁJAROS CULEROS NI SIRVEN SE MUEREN LUEGO LUEGO" Y AKI DEJO LA FOTO DE SU CARTEL...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WsSg_hciWh4/SfaScMPySEI/AAAAAAAAADU/diO7Slu13iY/s1600-h/MAT.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 248px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WsSg_hciWh4/SfaScMPySEI/AAAAAAAAADU/diO7Slu13iY/s320/MAT.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329608222060988482" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ASI KE SI LO VE NO DUDE EN LLAMAR PERO TENGA CUIDADO PORKE ESTA ARMADO CON 121236719286 CONDONES "Y DE LOS CHIDOS" Y MUCHAS PIEDRAS...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-8746726161982477804?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/8746726161982477804/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=8746726161982477804&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/8746726161982477804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/8746726161982477804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/04/internacional.html' title='INTERNACIONAL!!!'/><author><name>TROLL-DC</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11121053454130526543</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_WsSg_hciWh4/R7SWtNaVUOI/AAAAAAAAABk/IPdwdiMTlxY/S220/OMAR.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WsSg_hciWh4/SfaScMPySEI/AAAAAAAAADU/diO7Slu13iY/s72-c/MAT.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-1475048375333520443</id><published>2009-04-27T20:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-27T20:31:23.320-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ruego matutesco</title><content type='html'>Mat: pidamosle a todos los dioses que nos protejan!! a Elegua,Yemaya, Changoleón y Déjà vu!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-1475048375333520443?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/1475048375333520443/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=1475048375333520443&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/1475048375333520443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/1475048375333520443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/04/ruego-matutesco.html' title='ruego matutesco'/><author><name>Luigi</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/R1eROoouk4I/AAAAAAAAAac/HmLB6xZ8Zlw/S220/migraña.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-2135344739383979833</id><published>2009-04-22T14:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T14:33:37.402-07:00</updated><title type='text'>De la vez que el Mat pidió chamba!!!</title><content type='html'>Mat:  no puedo chupar el martes woeii, me citaron.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo:  a donde wey?.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mat:  ya a trabajar.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo:  orales!! de que?.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mat:  de supervisor.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo:  supervisor de que?.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mat:  de limpieza.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo:  Y como encontraste la chamba?.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mat:  llamé al periódico, bueno, a un numero que allí venía, tos ya fui por donde estaba la esa madre del toreo, me entrevistó un wey y me dijo que si iba por el puesto de limpieza?, le dije que simón y me dijo que le había caido chido que si no la quería de supervisor?, ps le dije que si, me pregunto que si sabia algo de a supervisor, le dije que no; y ya el martes entro.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo:  ah bueno.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-2135344739383979833?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/2135344739383979833/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=2135344739383979833&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/2135344739383979833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/2135344739383979833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/04/de-la-vez-que-el-mat-pidio-chamba.html' title='De la vez que el Mat pidió chamba!!!'/><author><name>eL jErRy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05659797152208136612</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4OOeeC-xRk/S2Gz8uj83VI/AAAAAAAACm4/TxX7mn8aBMs/S220/Imagen0167.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-8121542402390758411</id><published>2009-04-20T21:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-20T22:03:38.755-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fantasmatute...</title><content type='html'>Dice la leyenda que se aparece en cada peda bajándole el varo a pobres e incautos...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/Se1Tjh8irAI/AAAAAAAABTw/KEr5FSMSNAk/s1600-h/fantasmatute2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/Se1Tjh8irAI/AAAAAAAABTw/KEr5FSMSNAk/s400/fantasmatute2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327005804121992194" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No sé porque me acorde de “Shutter”.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-8121542402390758411?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/8121542402390758411/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=8121542402390758411&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/8121542402390758411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/8121542402390758411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/04/fantasmatute.html' title='Fantasmatute...'/><author><name>Luigi</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/R1eROoouk4I/AAAAAAAAAac/HmLB6xZ8Zlw/S220/migraña.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/Se1Tjh8irAI/AAAAAAAABTw/KEr5FSMSNAk/s72-c/fantasmatute2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-3844707838247426181</id><published>2009-04-20T08:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-20T08:37:59.773-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Contra la tecnología!!!</title><content type='html'>Un día hace como 5 ó 6 años:&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Matute: Mira wey, ma acabo de comprar este cel.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Luigi (mientras yo veía el cel): ahh orale, es gsm?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Matute: que?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Luigi: que si es gsm?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Matute: queeeee?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Luigi: que si es gsm?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Matute: GSM de qué?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Luigi: que si es de chip?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Matute: ahhhh!!! no.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yo: jajajaja!!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-3844707838247426181?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4OOeeC-xRk/S2Gz8uj83VI/AAAAAAAACm4/TxX7mn8aBMs/S220/Imagen0167.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-8606058593814551852</id><published>2009-04-19T22:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-19T22:43:25.491-07:00</updated><title type='text'>El caparazón...</title><content type='html'>Situación real: 3 cabrones un dia cualquiera...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Wey 1:&lt;/span&gt; oigan? y el abuelito del muca que se hizo??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Matute:&lt;/span&gt; no mames no sabias?? lo operaron y le pusieron un caparazón!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Wey 2:&lt;/span&gt; un que??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Matute:&lt;/span&gt; un caparazón!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Wey 2:&lt;/span&gt; marcapasos pendejo!!! marcapasos!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-8606058593814551852?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/8606058593814551852/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=8606058593814551852&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/8606058593814551852'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/8606058593814551852'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/04/el-caparazon.html' title='El caparazón...'/><author><name>Luigi</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/R1eROoouk4I/AAAAAAAAAac/HmLB6xZ8Zlw/S220/migraña.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-4246699434639346111</id><published>2009-04-16T20:35:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T20:39:51.118-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Di si a matuteando!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/Sef59i-5aHI/AAAAAAAABTY/5yNYU9GbLhU/s1600-h/Clipboard03.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 306px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/Sef59i-5aHI/AAAAAAAABTY/5yNYU9GbLhU/s400/Clipboard03.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325499920146851954" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-4246699434639346111?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/4246699434639346111/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=4246699434639346111&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/4246699434639346111'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/4246699434639346111'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/2009/04/di-si-matuteando.html' title='Di si a matuteando!!'/><author><name>Luigi</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/R1eROoouk4I/AAAAAAAAAac/HmLB6xZ8Zlw/S220/migraña.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gPN-vW8vG3A/Sef59i-5aHI/AAAAAAAABTY/5yNYU9GbLhU/s72-c/Clipboard03.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-4481478775115752935</id><published>2009-04-16T06:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T07:02:21.162-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Frases medicas al estilo Matute!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Situación real: El hermano del mat con una pequeña &lt;strong&gt;inflamación &lt;/strong&gt;y el mat dandole consulta medica!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Matute: Ya te tomaste las pastillas wey??!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pay: No wey!!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Matute: No mames así como quieres que se te baje la &lt;strong&gt;inflación&lt;/strong&gt;?!!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-4481478775115752935?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/4481478775115752935/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=4481478775115752935&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/4481478775115752935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Matute.- Viendo una morrita puerca pasar por la calle y gritandole: "Niñoooooota!!!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Pendejo 1.- "Calmate wey que es mi hija!!!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Matute.- "Meeeee vale verrrrga!!!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Pendejo 1.- "Ah bueno".&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-2289440666769431257?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/2289440666769431257/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=2289440666769431257&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' 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MATUTE"!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href=""&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 193px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HqPeP08Ckbs/SeV4xLv48xI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/l5cn4YXaHAI/s400/Logo_escuela_manejo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324794920798057234" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; ....."Ya no es dual ahora es convertidor".....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1xF_SxEXPgE&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1xF_SxEXPgE&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' 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MATUTE&quot;!'/><author><name>conkey!</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='7' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HqPeP08Ckbs/S2-yc0to_MI/AAAAAAAAAus/2LsMSMIhuao/s1600-R/Sin%2Bt%25C3%25ADtulo-4.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HqPeP08Ckbs/SeV4xLv48xI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/l5cn4YXaHAI/s72-c/Logo_escuela_manejo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5444447325873847617.post-1490412721941817339</id><published>2009-04-14T21:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T22:03:04.395-07:00</updated><title type='text'>...y el matute baila aaaaaaasiiiiiiiiiii</title><content type='html'>Haaay ojete!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QvKR7nOr26A&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param 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fuimos motivo de carilla alguna vez,porque todos tenemos una historia que contar, porque todos tenemos un matute dentro , porque matute es México y México es matute, por todo esto y mas!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arrranquenseee!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5444447325873847617-3274046546040223706?l=eloficialmatute.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eloficialmatute.blogspot.com/feeds/3274046546040223706/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5444447325873847617&amp;postID=3274046546040223706&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5444447325873847617/posts/default/3274046546040223706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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